Stories by Larry

1
Jesus Can Only Be in One Weight Class
2 SJP_CHS Mile Relay Team. Where is Fr. Otto, the Corner Judge?
3 Early Coaching Experiences with Terry Haws
4 Recruiting Material for Terry, Getting them out of the Classroom and onto the Mat
5
Putting the “R” into Wrestling
6
Just a Flash in the Pan
7
Rick Kurtzman, Truly a Flash in the Pan (includes school newspaper article, coach expressed gratitude to coach, by Rick Kurtzman)
8
Eulogy in Crusader Newspaper written by John Mahowald in Dedication to Rick Kurtzman
9
Chuck Christianson, Gary Smith Round Robin
10
Less is More (A Track Story)
11
The Right Event, For the Right Kid at the Right Time
12
Tim Thomas and the Atomic Splash
13
Dan Feneis’ Signature Move, The Bear Hug
14
The Teasing of the Tech Long Jumper
15
St. John’s vs. Cathedral Dual Meet Wresting – One Part Adrenaline, One Part Blood
16
Dual Meet Revenge
17
Berry, Berry, The Heavyweight that Blocked Out the Sun
18
Terry’s Request for Larry to go to the Catholic Nationals Seed Meeting
19
Catholic National Seed Meeting continued
20
missing
21
Catholic Nationals Seed Meeting pt.2 – Who Gets to Wrestle Notre Dame’s Heavyweight?
22
Eustice vs. John Carrol
23
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 1
24
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 2
25
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 3
26
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 4
27
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 5
28
Cake in the Deep Freeze part 6 The Final The Cretin Cake Makes the St. Paul Paper
29
Klinkner’s Wisdom for Pat Reusse
30
Larry & Terry hold a Pro-Wrestling Match for St. John’s University Wrestling Team part 1
31
Larry & Terry hold a Pro-Wrestling Match part 2
32
Larry & Terry hold a Pro-Wrestling Mat part 3
33
Terry Haws Football Coach or Plumber
34
If I come out and coach at Father Otto’s wrestling camp, he will buy me dinner
35
Gary Swenson Winning the Semi Finals Twice at the Nationals
36
Terry’s Instruction to Fr. Otto
37
Strategy for the Rematch
38
The Finals-Semifinals- The Last One for Sure
39
How the Finals Turn Out
40
Later Tonight
41
Round Eyes Doesn’t Know You are Kidding
42
The Shoot Out that the Wins the Game
43
Ryan Wins the First State Tournament for the Rollers
44
The Rollers Join the Elephants as told by Ryan and Larry Haws
45
Sammy Takes a Smoke Break
46
Fr. Otto and Terry have Chicken Dinners to go
47
Chuck Jean Wins his 4th State Wrestling Public Title
48
Chuck Jean Wrestles Old Sammy
49
Why Chuck Jean Should Really be a 3 Time National Champion not 4
50
Take It Away
51
Fr. Otto’s Two Favorite Quotes
52
No Smoking in Canada
53
Different Version of No Smoking in Canada by Faye Haws
54
Learning Soccer from Pat Haws’ Old Assistant Coach
55
To Follow the Cart is Smart. To Follow Your Opponents Colors May Not Be
56
Chubby Charlie Letters
57
Coaching Story (Lyle’s taped arm)
58
Coaching Wrestling at the Prison
59
Stitch!
60
Almost Improved
61
This is my Friend
62
Every Team has a Bully
63
The Mummy Runner
64
Two Riding Times Added up to more than the Match Time
65
Haws – The True Hitchhiking Version
66
Haws’ Memory is Refreshed. The Other True Hitchhiking Version by Bill Wilson
67
Elmer Fritzler by Larry Haws & Bill Wilson, and other wrestling stories with Bill Wilson
68
The Kickers by Bill Wilson and Larry Haws
69
Furnishing the New Coach with Bag and Clipboard
70
What Larry has meant to me By Bill Wilson
71
St. Cloud Rollers at the Colorado Tournament by Bill Wilson and Larry Haws (and other soccer players)
72
Being an Athlete for Larry Haws by Bill Wilson
73
What I Learned from Coaching by Larry Haws
74
A Follow-Up on What I Learned from Coaching
75
The Cross Country meet where we should have been 2nd and we were 3rd
76
Even with Kelly’s Ability You Couldn’t Smooth this Screw Job Over
77
We May Lose the Match But We Will Never Lose the Fight Afterwards
78
Chuck Jean The Final Story
79
Two is More than One by Bill Wilson and Larry Haws
80
Pole Vaulting Stories
81
One Last Pole Vaulting Story
82
One Last Pole Vaulting Story Continued
83
I Wish it Wasn’t True – A continuation of the don’t give him more than $100 story
84
Scoring on the Future Olympian Goalie

 

1
Alexander Patrick Haws (Zander) giving speech
2
I Swam in Every Lake but Lake George (Lory Haws save)
3
I Drove the Beast
4
Jim Gammel on Security
5
Does the Blind Professor have a Ticket
6
Does the Pro Wrestler have a Ticket to get into the Locker Room
7
Kelly Koopmeiners and Kelly Haws Fishing with Larry
8
Fishing Crappies with Kevin Haws
9
Two Ton Tony Gallento (Kelly in the Hospital)
10
The Grasshopper Attacked Ryan
11
Kelly and Shannon Haws, Julie and Janelle Schulte Hold Down the Beer Garden for Fr. Otto

 

1
My Brother Terry was in the Newsreel
2
I Slept with Jesus
3
It’s not an insult, he was dyslexic
4
The Haws Family Goes to College
5
Erin Haws, the Freudian Slip
6
Mary Ellen’s Request of a Cat Going to the Vet
7
Tough Cat Story, part 2
8
Larry Doesn’t Need an Allowance When Kathleen and Terry are Dating
9
Marking Sidewalks to Get Back Home
10
Terry Haws War Stories
11
Terry Haws War Stories, continued
12
Terry Haws War Stories When He was Home
13
More War Stories
14
A Question
15
The Haws Brothers do Golden Gloves Boxing

 

1
There’s No Weeds in my Garden
2
I Don’t Want to be an Elephant, Teach Me how to be a Man
3
Stuck in the Snow D and R
4
D and R Continued
5
Does the Blind Professor have a Ticket
6
Hardboiled Haggerty From the Greatest to the Greatest
7
H. B. Haggerty Does the Little Redhead get to go Free
8
Fireside Chat with Boys and Girls Club
9
Two Ton Tony Gallento Kelly in the Hospital

 

1
Don Bauer Demonstrates the Scrubbing Machine
2
Superball, A Child’s Treasure Worth Looking For
3
Gruelish Vampire Attack of the Ducks
4
I Should have Studied for My Urine Test
5
Civic Center for a Buck WJON and the Whirlpool (WJON Comes Clean)
6
Three Robust Ladies and the Paddleboat
7
Drug Sales at Lake George
8
Transitioning from Teacher – Coach to Recreational Supervisor
9
Larry Haws is Hired
10
New People Come to New Recreation Directors Office
11
A Strange and Perplexing Call from the City Manager
12
Fulfilling the promise for Theater
13
More Theater part 2
14
M.C. Bacon’s Annual Review
15
Melodrama, the Drunkard
16
New Coaches for Amateur Baseball Team – Donkey Put to Pasture
17
New Coaches for Amateur Baseball – Donkey Put to Pasture (FINAL)
18
A $5 Membership in the Golden Agerand a 10 Wreath
19
Common Sense Solutions
20
Separation of Church and State
21
A.L.C Uses the Civic Center
22
Disputes with the Woodland Hills Neighborhood
23
Woodland Hills Woodticks
24
Woodland Hills Woodticks, continued
25
Bad News and Bad News
26
Barb on the Elevator told by Mark Sakry and Larry Haws
27
Elderly Woman on Division Street by Mark Sakry and Larry Haws
28
Jerome the Sweeper by Mark Sakry and Larry Haws
29
Give the Kid a Break
30
Baby Huey
31
Baby Huey part 2
32
Lyle Mathiason and the Wooden Cross
33
Stearns County Commissioners get T.V. Coverage
34
35
You’re kind of a Hottie
36
Don Bauer and the Chariot
37
Bob Feneis Stories
38
Bob Feneis Stories continued
39
Shetland Pony Stories
40
Shetland Pony Stories continued